My Hero is Ralph Kramden!!
I Graduated from U Rascal U !
Went to Hard Knoks High!
Got a scholarship to Disco Teck! But turned it down to Play ball at U Rascal U.
Was so fast back in the day I once hit a screaming line drive up the middle and was called OUT cause it hit me rounding second!
If they don't serve Beer in Heaven!! I shall not go!!!............Casey
Let a SMILE be your UMBRELLA!!!............Casey
If after 5 minutes in a room you don't know who the dope is, it may be you!
...............Casey!
If you haven't Laughed today,something is wrong!!! Come see me!!........Casey!!
I don't think there is anything better than a laugh that brings ya to tears! Well maybe a little kids laugh! Casey!
I think Sunsets are over rated! Sunrise is the most beautiful time of day! Just My Opinion!!.........Casey!
I took the subway to work today.The doors opened and I ran for the one available seat! I got it but I was sitting on an old newspaper! A few more stops and the
train was packed! This guy strap hanging over me says "Hey ya readin that paper?" I got up turned the page sat back down and said "Yep"
I say "Smile, it won't cost ya a thing and it will make the person your smiling at happy! That or they will think your nuts!" Casey!
Nuts are Good!!
OK!! I had a fight with Momma tonite! I said "Thats it I've had it! Im going to E-HARMONY!!" After signing up they came up with my perfect match!
It was Yogi Berra!!! I went upstairs apoligized to Momma and told her how much I loved her! .............Casey!
Comming this weekend! A new Laugh! Dont forget to stop by for your Casey Laugh!Smile!or Grin!! Casey
OK!!Im sitting in the Bus Depot today reading the paper,Two young guys approach me and say"Sir would you do us a favor and go buy us two tickets to
Pittsburg" We totally embarassed ourselves at the counter!The girl at the counter is just gorgeous and with that tight sweater on we asked for two tickets
fo Titsburg! Well you young guys have got only one thing on your mind! Ya need to grow up! I said but ok I'll get ya the tickets! With that I went to the
counter and asked for two tickets to Pittsburg! My pleasure she said that will be $199.90. I gave her $200.00.Heres you dime change she said. Oh can ya give me
Two Nipples for the dime! I replied! Geeze I tried!
I went into the Pub tonite,the music was BLASTING! I had a couple of drinks and some clams! My stomach started to feel like I was gonna have a Gas
attack! The music was SO LOUD I figured hell I'll just fart with the beat! After two or three songs I released all my gas to the beat of the music! I felt
GREAT then the music stopped and I noticed EVERYBODY looking at me! It was then I realized I had my I-POD on!! Casey!
If ya do something nice for somebody and more than two people find out about it ya may have not done it for the right reason.
Did Ya Laugh Today? If Not get in touch with me! I can't imagine a day without a Laugh! Casey!:)
If Music ain't LOUD it ain't Music!! Just my humble rockin ass opinion!! Turn it UP!! Casey!!:)
Did I mention when ya visit me and my Profile too TURN IT UP!!! Casey!:):)
Ya Like MUSIC? Come visit and Sit Down or get UP and enjoy!! Welcome to Casey's House! Stay Awhile!! Peace! Casey!
Get ready for Christmas my friends! Hey! Hey how about a homemade gift for someone! Lets take the Plastic out of Christmas! Just Casey's opinion! PEACE ON
EARTH! GOODWILL TO MEN!!